Oh lord am I sick. I haven’t been this ill is years. I haven’t been on IRC or even reading mail for three days. I’m posting here so no one thinks I’m dead, although I wish I was…

Oh man. I laughed so hard the next morning my abdomen hurt. This crank call is the funnist I ever heard, and the cranker only use two words. Priceless.

I’ve uploaded some of my older writings (just a small portion mind you, most are still written with dark pigment on bleached cellulose sheets), in nicely CSS formated, valid HTML formats. It’s all in The Museum. There’ll be permanent links to it in the navigation areas soon.

Let me start with this. If you need car insurance, do not use SafeAuto. They’re not cheap, they’re not fast, they’re not customer friendly, they’re not helpful, and frankly, I’m not even sure they would ever pay a claim if you had one. I needed to get car insurance, and the dealer said to try […]