[ music | The Divinyls – I Touch Myself ]

In an amazing turn of events, the Brits have leapfrogged the rest of the world in the areas of cell phone convergence and teledildonics. Forget USB vibrators or the iBrator (awesome fake-ad), we’re 100% mobile with your cellphone and Bluetooth wirelss technology with The Toy.

Controlling The Toy

• Familiar sms text command system
• Secret 6 digit Tag in text message controls The Toy
• The Toy reacts only to your tagged sms messages
• Write whatever you like, The Toy will respond
• 26 letters have 3 different movement profiles
• Each of these has 5 speeds, 3 time settings
• 45 possible effects from any one letter
• 7200 variations from a single text message

There is so much I could say, I just can’t decide…