Kari Byron Nude

[ music | In Denial – Pet Shop Boys ]Ok, look people. I do not have pictures of Kari Byron nude. Anywhere. Ever. The rash of outdated links you’re following was a gag, and they weren’t even of Kari to start with. Yes, she’s gorgeous, no she’s not naked. Hell, I think she’s even married. The pics you were lured here with are of the British model Alex Sim Wise. Go Google her if you want the photos that USED to be here. They’re gone now. DO NOT ASK ME FOR THEM.

62 thoughts on “Kari Byron Nude

  1. you should make a new post saying that it is her, but that she only does porn by her porn name "Alex Sim Wise", but you took the pictures down because of the bandwidth traffic – and then delete this post, so everyone else can live in ignorant, naked, hot, kari byron bliss!

  2. i was looking for pictures of kari byron and all i got was a damn quantum physics lesson

  3. Hey , Where’s the damn pictures..?? You grey douchebag…!!

    Grey , Your a damn douchebag…!

  4. GOD DAMN IT why did u have to say they werent her u asshole, shes shit hot and ive been dying to see her naked and u killed my fantasy, burn in hell.

  5. Even though he broke the "don’t be a jerk" rule, I’m leaving that one. It warms the cockles of my heart to see him so irate.

  6. xD I giggle at the lack of intelligence that some people have. Despite the fact that this post is more or less a "Shut the fuck up with the requests," people continue to ask. Alas, the horrendus literacy rate.

    By the way, I rather enjoy your page. I’ll be reading it quite often.

  7. Gotta say, the pics looked just friggin like her. Or maybe it was a "minds eye" situation. Whatever.

    What’s that? Why yes, Ms. Byron…I would gladly help clean some of that extra ballistics gel off of your hot, hot body. 🙂

    Oh, and Grey, give me a link to those pics, dude.
    Just kidding.

  8. It is a shame that the world has come down to the fact of baseless name calling. Kari is a beautiful woman and should be appreciated for her knowledge as well as her beauty. I believe if she wanted such pictures posted, she would have done it on her own. Grow up gentleman.

  9. Ha, awesome. My own site has been deluged by similar folk, many of whom have left their email addresses in the comments. Whatever, I don’t mind, I think it may have improved my PageRank, which is always a good thing.

  10. PLZLAWLWTFOMGJEZUZNPALS.

    Why is it that not only is this post flooded with requests, but most of the people can’t spell.

    It’s sad really.

    I weep for the future.

  11. Y U NO HAVE PIKS OFF KARRI? U R A LIAR DOUCHE!!!11one! U R AN ASSHOLE FUCKK HEAD, MSTR ‘gAY’!!!1

    In all seriousness though, I commend you on your semi-successful joke. The smart ones appreciate… Even if it means I will go fapless for the moment.

  12. Listen really funny joke and all but what website did you find those pics?once you give us a website all the bitching will stop.

  13. Good one Grey! I was laughing my ass off when I realized the gag. Thanks for the update with the model’s real name too!

  14. Does kari byron herself actually post here…???

    You’ve got to be kidding , Is that actually her email address up there..??
    Well if she does post here i would to ask her one thing , Kari , Would you marry me..?

  15. I googled Kari Byron and found a picture of her showing her boobs.
    They were very nice. Thank you
    Kari.You made my day.

  16. i totally think kari should do a nude spread in the future, that would be amazing shes definantly the hottest red head on earth

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