Every American citizen enjoys freedoms that have been provided by our Forefathers, our Constitution, and defended by countless brave American soldiers. In the face of tyrrany and oppression, they have given their lives so that we may live free. And the NTA salutes them.
But, our government hass seen fit to trample on those mens' graves, to spit of their bodies, to let their blood have been spilt in vain, by taking away out God given right to the toilet of our choice! Congress has seen fit that we can no longer purchase toilets that flush properly.
Hence the National Toilet Association. Dedicated to protecting America's ass, and stopping Communist regulations from entering our toilets.
The EPA would have us believe that going from a 4.5 gallon toilet to a 1.6 gallon toilet can give "per day, per household, a savings of 34 percent".
Conventional toilets use 3.5 to 5 gallons or more of water per flush, but low-flush toilets (see figure above) use only 1.6 gallons of water or less. Since low-flush toilets use less water, they also reduce the volume of wastewater produced (Pearson, 1993).
But this doesn't add up. a 1.6 gallon toilet uses 64.3 percent less water than a 3.5 gallon toilet. It uses only 36 percent of the water of a 4.5 gallon toilet. Yet we only save 34% on a 4.5 gallon toilet? Yes Because they take multiple flushes to carry away the effluent. This is unacceptable! Why should any red-blooded American be forced to flush several times when one flush should to the job!
As stated in some EPA Propaganda:
Effective January 1, 1994, the Energy Policy Act of 1992 (Public Law 102-486) requires that all new toilets produced for home use must operate on 1.6 gallons per flush or less
This is a law. Other parts of this law make it illegal to sell you a toilet that uses more than 1.6 gallons of water. Not at stores, not from contractors, you can't even have them shipped in. You can't even have your contractor go across the border to get one. You can. but then you're playing Border Bandit for something everyone should have the right to own.
And Border Bandit it is sometimes! Even though it completely legal for you to purchase a toilet for yourself in Canada and bring it back, there is the occasional overzealous Border Guard who sees a chance to make a Contraband bust. On occasion, there have been NTA members who reported being pulled over, their car inspected for hidden toilets, then subjected to a strip search and a full body cavity inspection.
Why a body cavity search? Since more than 36% of Americns are clinically obese, America's ever widening bottom is making it feasable to smuggle a toilet in one's ass.
And really, that's what we're here for. The NTA is here to cover America's ass, and make sure when you sit that protected ass on a toilet, it's the toilet you want, not a toilet that a bureaucrat chose for you. This is America! We don't stand in line for old bread, bad vodka, and scratchy toilet paper!
Help us protect our children, our homes and toilets, and not let all our fallen soldiers have given their lives in vain! We fought for the right to have the best toilets on earth!
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