[ music | George Harrison - The Pirate Song ]

Don't be fergittin' that today, the 19th o' September, be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Ye best be talkin' like a Piratical sort if ye knows what's best fer ya! I just though I'd be a warnin' ya, in case ye be a little lax on the calendaring of yer holidays! Arrr! I'm off to find me some wenches and rum and drink me-self to the bottom o' a barrel!

-- Pirate Bob the Sword Test Dummy