Kari Byron Nude

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Ok, look people. I do not have pictures of Kari Byron nude. Anywhere. Ever. The rash of outdated links you’re following was a gag, and they weren’t even of Kari to start with. Yes, she’s gorgeous, no she’s not naked. Hell, I think she’s even married. The pics you were lured here with are of the British model Alex Sim Wise. Go Google her if you want the photos that USED to be here. They’re gone now. DO NOT ASK ME FOR THEM.

62 Comments

  1. Rob had this to say,

    August 9, 2006 @ 3:17 am

    Thank you.

    Sigh… sometimes ignorance is bliss

    Take it easy

  2. Joey had this to say,

    August 9, 2006 @ 4:39 pm

    Thanks for the link, they could almost be twins. Hot naked twins.

  3. Kari Byron Googler had this to say,

    August 10, 2006 @ 8:22 pm

    You son of bitch… -.-

  4. Daeph had this to say,

    August 10, 2006 @ 9:51 pm

    you should make a new post saying that it is her, but that she only does porn by her porn name "Alex Sim Wise", but you took the pictures down because of the bandwidth traffic – and then delete this post, so everyone else can live in ignorant, naked, hot, kari byron bliss!

  5. googleimagesearch had this to say,

    August 13, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

    i was looking for pictures of kari byron and all i got was a damn quantum physics lesson

  6. Aron had this to say,

    August 13, 2006 @ 4:35 pm

    Yeah, but your 404 error page is *hilarious*!

  7. navaburo had this to say,

    August 16, 2006 @ 10:54 pm

    wow. this page came up on ##c on freenode. good job. I like the mud reference in the 404.

  8. SWT POISON _M.S_ had this to say,

    August 17, 2006 @ 2:17 pm

    this quantum lesson was awesome!!!!

    but i would have prefered the pics

  9. Jp had this to say,

    August 20, 2006 @ 3:41 pm

    Can I get the link to see those pictures??? I wish to please!!!

  10. Grey had this to say,

    August 21, 2006 @ 3:42 pm

    Dude, please re-read the last line, DO NOT ASK ME FOR THEM. Douchebag.

  11. Pissed off guy.. had this to say,

    August 24, 2006 @ 1:15 am

    Hey , Where’s the damn pictures..?? You grey douchebag…!!

    Grey , Your a damn douchebag…!

  12. The Fusilli had this to say,

    August 25, 2006 @ 2:12 pm

    I’d really like to see those pictures on normal size…

  13. www.eon8.com had this to say,

    August 26, 2006 @ 4:53 pm

    Man, this is even almost as awesome as that http://***.****.*** thingie. But those girls in Myth Busters sure is something, sophisticated and hot.

  14. roger had this to say,

    August 28, 2006 @ 12:28 am

    I cant find thouse same pics of Alex Sim Wise, please give a link to them or email me @
    cs_roger_11@hotmail.com

  15. Grey had this to say,

    August 28, 2006 @ 2:28 pm

    Everyone feel free to bombard Roger with any spam you have laying around, as he obviously can’t read.

  16. Ian Houldsworth had this to say,

    August 29, 2006 @ 1:57 pm

    WOW, Kari byron is most likely the HOTTEST red head on TV.

  17. FUCK GREY had this to say,

    August 30, 2006 @ 10:35 pm

    GOD DAMN IT why did u have to say they werent her u asshole, shes shit hot and ive been dying to see her naked and u killed my fantasy, burn in hell.

  18. Grey had this to say,

    August 31, 2006 @ 4:58 pm

    Even though he broke the "don’t be a jerk" rule, I’m leaving that one. It warms the cockles of my heart to see him so irate.

  19. ray had this to say,

    September 1, 2006 @ 3:47 pm

    hey if you still have those pics could you please send them to me in full size, i would REALLY appretaite it :]
    ray09176@hotmail.com

  20. Donkey-s monkey-s ass-s had this to say,

    September 2, 2006 @ 1:29 pm

    CHEESE! >_<

  21. Kain had this to say,

    September 7, 2006 @ 1:33 am

    xD I giggle at the lack of intelligence that some people have. Despite the fact that this post is more or less a "Shut the fuck up with the requests," people continue to ask. Alas, the horrendus literacy rate.

    By the way, I rather enjoy your page. I’ll be reading it quite often.

  22. weelol had this to say,

    September 9, 2006 @ 9:44 pm

    where did the pics go? could you send to me?

  23. Kain had this to say,

    September 11, 2006 @ 11:21 pm

    Does this thing have HTML capability?
    <font size="72">THERE ARE NO PICS.</font>

    I guess we’ll find out soon.
    Yuzzur.

  24. Kain had this to say,

    September 11, 2006 @ 11:21 pm

    Alas. Nope. Oh well.

  25. Judas Yeast had this to say,

    September 18, 2006 @ 12:43 am

    Can I get a link to the pics please?

  26. Ignoble Bastard had this to say,

    September 25, 2006 @ 2:40 pm

    Gotta say, the pics looked just friggin like her. Or maybe it was a "minds eye" situation. Whatever.

    What’s that? Why yes, Ms. Byron…I would gladly help clean some of that extra ballistics gel off of your hot, hot body. :)

    Oh, and Grey, give me a link to those pics, dude.
    Just kidding.

  27. KariByron had this to say,

    September 27, 2006 @ 5:38 pm

    lol @ u noobs who dont read

  28. Johnny Rocket had this to say,

    September 29, 2006 @ 8:05 am

    It is a shame that the world has come down to the fact of baseless name calling. Kari is a beautiful woman and should be appreciated for her knowledge as well as her beauty. I believe if she wanted such pictures posted, she would have done it on her own. Grow up gentleman.

  29. timmy had this to say,

    September 29, 2006 @ 8:07 pm

    fuck you ass hole I need those pics

  30. timmy had this to say,

    September 29, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

    good leson on the sciece bullshit

  31. foxworld had this to say,

    September 30, 2006 @ 5:58 pm

    Send me all photos with Kari. pls :)

  32. foxworld had this to say,

    September 30, 2006 @ 5:59 pm

    My mail is foxworld@centrum.cz

  33. foxworld had this to say,

    September 30, 2006 @ 6:00 pm

    THX All :)

  34. Chris had this to say,

    September 30, 2006 @ 7:49 pm

    These people make me giggle.

  35. Flashman had this to say,

    October 5, 2006 @ 5:03 am

    Ha, awesome. My own site has been deluged by similar folk, many of whom have left their email addresses in the comments. Whatever, I don’t mind, I think it may have improved my PageRank, which is always a good thing.

  36. karibyronishawt had this to say,

    October 5, 2006 @ 9:20 pm

    where did you find that gallery?oplz tell me

  37. Kain had this to say,

    October 6, 2006 @ 12:14 am

    PLZLAWLWTFOMGJEZUZNPALS.

    Why is it that not only is this post flooded with requests, but most of the people can’t spell.

    It’s sad really.

    I weep for the future.

  38. Kit/ had this to say,

    October 9, 2006 @ 1:22 am

    Y U NO HAVE PIKS OFF KARRI? U R A LIAR DOUCHE!!!11one! U R AN ASSHOLE FUCKK HEAD, MSTR ‘gAY’!!!1

    In all seriousness though, I commend you on your semi-successful joke. The smart ones appreciate… Even if it means I will go fapless for the moment.

  39. WHY? had this to say,

    October 11, 2006 @ 10:56 pm

    Listen really funny joke and all but what website did you find those pics?once you give us a website all the bitching will stop.

  40. Grey had this to say,

    October 12, 2006 @ 1:10 am

    FUCKING GOOGLE IT. http://fuckinggoogleit.com/

  41. Tyler had this to say,

    October 13, 2006 @ 6:53 pm

    I LOVE YOU KARI!! MYTHBUSTERS IS THE BEST SHOW EVA!!! BTW your hair is gorgus!

  42. 2themaxx had this to say,

    October 23, 2006 @ 11:58 pm

    Good one Grey! I was laughing my ass off when I realized the gag. Thanks for the update with the model’s real name too!

  43. franc had this to say,

    October 25, 2006 @ 10:52 pm

    please post the pictures again PUHLEEEZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. J had this to say,

    October 30, 2006 @ 3:01 am

    Does kari byron herself actually post here…???

    You’ve got to be kidding , Is that actually her email address up there..??
    Well if she does post here i would to ask her one thing , Kari , Would you marry me..?

  45. Kain had this to say,

    November 10, 2006 @ 12:42 am

    …Ha… Ha… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    I commend you Grey, you have revealed the most ignorant of us all.

  46. Steve had this to say,

    November 19, 2006 @ 11:56 pm

    I googled Kari Byron and found a picture of her showing her boobs.
    They were very nice. Thank you
    Kari.You made my day.

  47. J had this to say,

    November 27, 2006 @ 1:31 am

    Steve

    No you didn’t..! Liar..

  48. lemmos had this to say,

    December 13, 2006 @ 11:49 am

    pics?

  49. dizz had this to say,

    December 20, 2006 @ 5:01 pm

    der is a pic of her tits on google type in kari byron boobs and they will come up

  50. karipleezsuckme had this to say,

    January 12, 2007 @ 12:08 pm

    i totally think kari should do a nude spread in the future, that would be amazing shes definantly the hottest red head on earth

  51. bob had this to say,

    February 7, 2007 @ 10:51 pm

    you asshole want pictures now

  52. Brendan Robinson had this to say,

    March 27, 2007 @ 3:21 pm

    what’s up?

    To Kari Byron, I am Brendan (european) aged 16 living in Zimbabwe. Just thought I send you this message to say I love watching MythBusters and I love all you guys on the show (especially you). Thanks

    Best Regards
    Brendan

  53. AlexCW had this to say,

    May 1, 2007 @ 6:44 pm

    So this is what our world is coming to. . . Ah who cares. A very gregarious post here. and if kari DOES post here i have two questions . . . 1. You called the plant a freshman? 2. [see above]

  54. PIMP had this to say,

    May 8, 2007 @ 6:11 pm

    please send me a picture of your boobs Kari

  55. seanLvusKari had this to say,

    June 24, 2007 @ 10:10 pm

    Kari BYron i am nut crazy about you , u really great hot red head u fuck hottie in world u make me whoo and i look pix of u put my book like full of binder of kari byron thank god u damn hottie i wish u mine

  56. willywobspoogin had this to say,

    August 4, 2007 @ 4:34 am

    man i have a video of Kari Byron getting a cumshot, and yes its really Kari Byron. but i have no site to post it on. tisk tisk guess i cant share this AMZAING vid. what a shame

  57. Heres_some_Links_Bitches had this to say,

    August 22, 2007 @ 9:51 pm

    1.http://gingerbirds.blogspot
    2.http://www.run-around.com/h
    3.http://savvy.mediaengine.tv

    4. Fuck You Grey

  58. Foox had this to say,

    September 6, 2007 @ 11:39 am

    I have pictures of Kari, she is very very god

  59. dick wad!!!! had this to say,

    November 1, 2007 @ 8:07 pm

    fuck you you prick you suck!!!!!

  60. C had this to say,

    June 14, 2009 @ 11:12 pm

    Still can’t get to that Kari pic… what’s up?

  61. ryan had this to say,

    May 9, 2011 @ 9:58 pm

    yea its sad kari is merried some guy named paul urich not fair :*(

  62. way urich had this to say,

    June 8, 2011 @ 1:25 am

    alexanf